I’m thinking that poor office-worker who hit “Send” was panicking because s/he was working at double-speed, because they couldn’t synthesize the shit fast enough...! See what happens when you don’t take the time to get a second pair of eyes on your composition?

With a knife or a meaty finger.

This is not about getting a maniacal partisan who seems to do well on TV on the case of defending Trump against impeachment. It’s about getting him a job in the White House, so that the Trumpsters’ bizarre assertions that Lewandowski’s actions before Trump was elected are covered by executive privilege.

For the idiots on other threads: if this thing takes Biden down as well, hey, cool! People caught doing shady and/or illegal shit get what they get.

It’s moving too fast for them to spin it. We’re watching drummed up “whatabout” scandals being birthed and dying in broad daylight instead of being hatched in some think tank backroom to disseminate to the echo chamber the way they normally are. By the time they’ve landed on a spin to go out and use, something worse…

Every picture of him looks like he’s thinking to himself “Well, THAT didn’t go the way I thought it would.”

Nunes: Well you see here kids, people held such compromising material on me that I basically had to abandon all human decency to keep out of prison.

If the Democrats wanted dick pics of Trump couldn’t they just search Ivanka’s IPhone? 

What’s the big deal? Everyone knows nude pictures of Trump have been around for years:

Hopefully right before lowering the pillow onto his face.

It’s Barron.

I cannot tell you, as a Social Studies teacher, how excited I am to teach this. 

Wouldn’t it be wild if this whole “Trump presidency” thing was just one long episode of the country being Punk’d?

“Jack, can you come into the kitchen please....What did my husband just say to you about the potato skins? TELL ME NOW.”

But come convention season, “Top Ranked Republican NOT Wearing An Orange Jumpsuit” might be a useful qualification!

It finally happened. We can finally, legitimately use this gag straight up:

it knows what it did.

Unless you find a way to get his supporters to stop supporting him, that’s never going to happen.

I believe the exact quote was:

No no.. you just reverse the polarity! Then the tubes suck the emails back toward you!