Trump wanted to use a nuke to disrupt a hurricane.  He is another game changer.

Most people aren’t cognizant of the level of human suffering that will occur when the planet corrects itself.  Sure, life will go on, but most wouldn’t want to live it.

Rome fell and life went on. But Rome’s military capabilities stopped at flaming oil and hurling very large rocks. They didn’t have anything capable of scorching continents.

He’s misreading the outcome of that strike - intentionally or just because he’s a dumbass and none of the yes-men surrounding him have the balls to tell him. Iran didn’t tuck their tail and bow to America. They’re baring their teeth and issuing an ultimatum. They knew Trump was unstable enough that he’d immediately beg…

That’s hyperbole.  He has five children, and only one of his wives has accused him of rape.

This explains the EA sports UFC3 fight stats. They let you play matchups for points that mirror the live events, and you get a bonus if you play the match out to your prediction. I picked Usman, but Covington absolutely could not be stopped from taking you to the ground and wearing you down so you sapped all your…

I know this is a real song, but I can’t hear it in anything but Weird Al’s polka jam.

SO HAPPY!  I will be the Goose!  Kids better stay off my damn xbox or they’re gonna get a honking so fierce my wife will have to slap me to make it stop.

reloading their weapons causes their defense stats to drop

I guess it is when you’re too busy talking in front of a camera making millions of dollars.

My burgers are closer to meatloaf. I add bread crumbs, egg, and spices to the meat and form the patties from the resulting paste-like substance. That’s how my Dad taught me to make them.

Our highest elected official brazenly makes shit up on the fly and people believe him.  Up is down, black is white, and man children are paragons of capitalism.  Abandon all hope, ye who leave the womb.

I’m not going to watch the video, so I’ll assume you’re quoting or paraphrasing accurately

He channels the power of God but it’s through mortal flesh.  God-power-channeling, I would imagine, takes a strain on the body, requiring rest between intervals.  Like spin class.

“Ok, X” doesn’t sting quite as bad.  Not that it would matter if it did.  Like you said, we don’t care.

I’m distraught.  I spent a good five minutes debating the merits of Child Actors vs Logan Paul.  I’m not sure I made the right choice!

And Standing Long Gorilla Beef is your porn name.  I enjoyed your work in King Dong.

If you’re able to receive the message, then you’re on the same internet they are. If you see the same content, you either sought it out or had it delivered to you as a paid advertisement.  Thus, you or someone who thinks they know you think you should be interested, which is enough for a millenial!

Sim City with dinosaurs.  I enjoyed it.

Most humans haven’t been tricked into murdering their family and wear their ashes as penance, but God of War was really fun.