I still, even after all of the wretched garbage that has come out of this administration, cannot believe that the President of the United States spends a significant portion of his time being worried about likes and retweets.  I can’t dwell on it too long or my depression medication gets all used up before my body can…

I thought all of the time was a good time to shit on Paul Ryan.  Past, present, future, and imaginary - all excellent times to remember and comment at length on what a douchebag he is.

I’m surprised the content after your first sentence was anything other than a black box.

Bonus star for teaching me a new word.

I mean, he did.  But he used utensils, like a civilized monster.

At least he realizes he’s not Jesus. In his mind, apparently, you have to be of divine blood (?) to not automatically commit adultery given the chance. That checks out. Look who leads his party.

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like me.

The question I’d really like to know the answer to - If we held Ben Shapiro in place, and Megan Rapinoe got a good wind up, how far could she punt his testicles?

“Thank God my mother gave me broad shoulders and a strong back. I can handle it. I’m not worried about me,” Pressley told the Post. 

They stand on principle. They would rather die (literally) than pay for

You mean between the Proud Boys and the ultra-rich VIPs the tourism dollars didn’t cover the costs?  Shocker.

I’m sure good old capitalism will come up with a solution, right? When all those people lose their insurance, there will be a large market of people who need affordable health care. Someone will have the ingenuity to fill that gap.

Funny and extremely depressing, simultaneously.

Democrats should commit to “build on what is working.”

You guys just killed Ross Perot!

Hey now, his sitcom may have flopped, but his specials have been great and he’s really done his time in the writer’s room.

McGrath said McConnell “never wrote back.”

Don’t public defenders have to?  Not that Epstein would accept any less than the priciest legal counsel.

Checkers, except the colors are orange and white.

Jesse Watters is a garbage person.  He’s repulsive even by Fox News standards.