You should check out season 342.  Mesmerizing.

He doesn’t think Putin would agree?  Yeah.  I’m sure Putin would be very flattering of your performance.  “Oh, yes, Donald schooled me well in the arts of the deal.  I was very taken by surprise at his preparedness” </jerkoff motion>

To what end? We are under no imminent threat from Iran economically, militarily, or existentially. What are we actually trying to achieve by destroying Iran’s economy? Is it the Israel thing? Is it oil? Is it just because the murderous Saudi Arabian regime wants us to?

Not if you lived in Iran (what with the imminent threat of gunfire and bombing).

He’s on bond, not off the hook. If he wants to keep anything at all he will likely be sentenced to mandatory rehab.  I do hope they force his resignation, though.  This is not a “family values” kind of person.

Isn’t this a tacit admission that any trial would be a sham? If the Senate is dead set on an innocent verdict regardless of what the investigation and charge are, then they may as well not be there. They have given up the power of the legislative branch to approve a dictator.

Someone has poorly developed coping mechanisms.  Gooohzfraba, big boy.  Breath.

The notion that Republicans will “come around” is fatally flawed at the start. They won’t. If they don’t get their way, they’ll only become more bitter, claim victimization, and obstruct until the planet dies. That’s exactly what happened in the last decade. Trump is just the current face. The Republican party, at its…

I’ll buy it. At the dollar store. It’s a very cost-effective way to stock emergency toilet paper.

Watch your mouth or the sky deity won’t let you eat cake.

My Mom does, but she doesn’t have any money or power.  It’s hard to accumulate those when you spend most of your time helping the less fortunate and reading the Bible over and over again.

Jehovah’s Witnesses aren’t allowed to accept a blood transfusion. They will die for their belief. Under that rule, it is legal to include that if they’re running an insurance plan.  Sucks to be you if that’s what your employer chooses, because it’ll probably be the cheapest option.

He may as well claim it for the Constitution.

Don’t forget civility.

You have to trade bad jokes with Nancy Pelosi.

I know that one.  You have to cut the blue wire.

It doesn’t sound like corruption. Long-term occupancy with cash up front is reason enough for a lot of property owners to drop the rate. How much depends on the details. It’s more a matter of Trump and everyone in his orbit not knowing (and more importantly, not caring) about potentially violating the law and just…

You’re not yelling during the two minutes hate.  I’m reporting you to the thought police.

They have held him in contempt. They just refuse to enforce it with the powers available to them.

Do you think he’ll make another epic trailer? (... Or Not?)