He looks like the ugliest burlesque dancer in the show - the one that will go in the barrel for a nickel.

Jacob Wohl is trying, bless his black little heart.

Cassowary 2024!  It doesn’t get any meaner!

Actually, that is my Father’s Republican party. He latched onto Reagan and that’s pretty much how it’s been since. It’s more outwardly cruel and racist, no longer bothering with wink-nudge code language, but its policies are the same.

Nah, Donj doesn’t strike me as a sexual weirdo. An adulterer, yes, but that’s pretty commonplace these days.

set penalties for gun owners that failed to properly store their weapons

He’s ripped enough of them off that he must have some idea how they think.

I wonder how many of his followers could afford a $1.8M condo.  They could snap it up right now at bargain prices!  Just think, ten years from now they’d be able to watch Trump wander down the hall in his slippers, alternately muttering about Obama and screaming MAGA! to anyone nearby.

What will they stock that with?  Porn mags and spray tan booths?

‘Congressman, I think you should know that you’re seated at the table with two homosexuals and a Jew.’

Does a $500k bailout count as a campaign contribution? If not, that sounds like a big gaping hole in campaign finance law that should be addressed. Why bother to raise money when you can subsist on credit and be made whole by a rich donor afterwards?

My first thought was that this guy is Sandra Bullock in drag, doing a role for a political thriller.

It would be great if we could communally each take an hour off our life to revive a fallen soldier. But we can’t do that - there is no partial burden to bear when it comes to KIA. Even if we could, though, I don’t think the argument holds. Our political will isn’t even sufficient to bear the economic costs of our…

It should be a win-win, right?  Losing money on real estate is how you do it!

Cue Trump’s lawyers.  Assuming there are any that aren’t either in jail or spouting random nonsense to distract from his crimes.

Do we even have enough gold to make that feasible?  How do you divide an ounce of gold a trillion ways?  That’s less than a particle of gold dust.

Republicans have a Goldilocks window when it comes to the deficit.

Except nobody’s sure Trump plans to hand the rubble back.  He’s going to sit on it and demand his maga chuds defend it like it’s the Alamo.

Congress decides what the bill says and how much money to put behind it, but the Executive carries it out.  Who wants to bet California’s aid will largely be spent on soggy dirt from the midwest?

There is one thing to be gained here.  It helps us clock their attention span.  Based on his tweet timestamps, it’s somewhere south of 13:59.