Maybe it’s because it’s a plant. It has both stamens and pistils, so it is both male and female.

You’re talking crazy. John Leguizamo as an Italian plumber stretched his acting talent almost as much as an obese demon clown. Magnificent!

Could the North Atlantic Garbage Patch be converted to this? Seems like the raw material for the landmass is already there, just needs to be stabilized and converted.

Is he proposing Ringworld?

a for-profit operator of child detention centers

This is depressing.

“This is a great sort of assault on someone, in the sense that you put yourself in jeopardy anytime you come in and testify.

would demolish the hard-won rights of women, putting them once again at the mercy of any biological man who identifies at any moment as a woman

I doubt even that.  He needed the courts to get where he is.  You need starting money to prime that pump.  With no lawyer you can’t sue your contractors out of their pay or successfully declare bankruptcy a gajillion times.

Hate doesn’t need grammar.  You get the gist.

Expressing an earnest hope that Jesse Watters’ dick rots off and permanently stinks up the Fox News building he works in is not the same thing as a death threat.

I can hear him saying exactly that, in a mocking tone of voice, and the audience laughing their asses off.

You would need one more stone to make the snap distinguish between norm and chud. Heart stone probably.

Maybe it’s time someone suggests the Klan start going to his rallies in uniform.  They should feel pretty welcome there.

Oh don’t worry. Hate will be easier to overlook once we start drowning, baking, and/or starving from the looming climate catasrophes.

I’m a little bit charmed at the idea of cooking them so that their whites collide and you just get a pan-shaped egg flotilla. I would never ever cook them like that because to make it work you actually do need at least 4-5 eggs, or a much smaller pan.

Do we measure by the number of guns or the number of bullets they can throw at once? Maybe one good guy with a helicopter-mounted minigun, like Jesse Ventura in the Predator.  Or half of a Jesse Ventura plus one Ace Ventura with a poodle packing heat.

The bent spoons are a metaphor for Trump’s spoons, and the institutions are his breakfast hamberder.  If his spoons are bent he can drive a wedge inbetween the lettuce and the patty, and then use another spoon to add another slice of cheese.  Then he extricates the lettuce with his one unbent spoon, and that’s how he…

‘Sup my froggy?  Is it getting hot in here?

This spin makes me want to vomit. We are expected to believe that working your way around the tax system by LOSING A SHIT TON OF MONEY is somehow a capitalist virtue. Yep, you’re good and smart if you are the best at ripping off the system.