Easy to forget the older alfas since most of them have been taken back by the earth by now.

I think you’re reading insults that aren’t there. A subi signals politics not orientation.

this butthurt articles are getting worst every hour. Way to lose more readers Giz!

This is Jalopnik. In the last few years they’ve decided what this place sorely needed was politics! And we’ve seen their best writers all run for the hills. I still read and comment from time to time, but there are far better sites out there. It’s a shame, really. It used to be my single favorite place on the…

But if the election went the other way, would Patrick’s statement been the same?

- just do so with the abject horror of half the country

That’s funny, I do love the smell of solder smoke. But no, meet you back here in say 10 years? The usual amount?

I followed the event online for several years, nothing about the enforcement is even remotely reasonable. Lights or bumpers too low? Come on. How about the brodozers with everything too high, don’t see them getting harassed.

Millennial here, screw those guys. Be nice to your co-workers no matter the age. Friendship has no age limit.

No, it just implodes now. All four wheels spinning tears the fabric of space itself and matter folds inwards. Complicated science stuff, actually.

“left... with their lugnuts strewn all over the ground”

No shit, its like nobody here ever had to move anything more than their skinny jeans clad butt around. It may come as a shock to these people that not everyone drives their cars as a form of entertainment but as a way to actually get themselves and their crap around.

Guess the Chevy hate brings clicks. Millenial here that just started my own business that requires lots of local driving. My business will purchase one of these. And chevy is making it practical for my wife, two kids, dog? Take my money now. Also, the model 3 gives me none of the feels. Bland. But no hate on it…

The average American has no need for that much dead hooker storage.

So Shavrin made the ultimate Tesla Man Russian move and contacted his regional energy company, IDGC of Urals, and convinced them to install a charging station halfway between the two cities.

This car is equivalent of the super hot chick that you met in Miami...The one that you decided to date even though you knew beforehand was going to take all of your money, alienate you from your friends and family, trash your career, and then stab you with your own steak knife

doors off > roof off

Your move Texas

It was a revelation when my favorite local place installed credit card readers. Instead of the doomsday clock, the timer counts up instead. When you’re done, you hit the stop button and only pay for what you’ve actually used.