People will complain. Too fake, too skinny, too blonde....whatever. I’m in. Screw the haters.

Versus the confidence that used Audi, BMW, and Mercedes vehicles instill, of course, being the paragons of reliability they are.

This is just such a good fucking point.

I mean, it was the engineers driving it, so they kinda did build it themselves.

You’re just asking for a hit-and-run. What if that person had to respond to an emergency? Or, the person does not care about their car and does not care if they damage your car.

My first brand new car was a ‘93 Tracer. Was in college and working 3rd shift at a hospital, needed reliable transportation. My crappy $600 ‘84 Tempo died on me one too many times, so I convinced my father to co-sign a loan for the Tracer. Why a Tracer? My grandfather was a Mercury guy who was near the end of his…

what does this have to do with automotives?

It’s not just nightmares. Thirty-seven years ago, a 16 year old kid racing from the cops broadsided a 1979 Buick Regal, then hit me head on as I sat at a red light. The 53 year old woman driving the Regal was thrown out of her car and against mine. She died instantly. When I’m sitting at intersections similar to…

Was just coming here to write the same. One of our old car club buddies and his newly minted wife/partner in literal crime just bought one of these complete with aftermarket gold rims. He talked about it being a “lifelong dream.” Well, he’s actually making payments on the thing, it already has a fully illuminated…

Strange fetish you have, thinking about men’s junk. Nobody is hurt by your obscure fetish so carry on!

Pro-level trolling. I think you triggered a bunch of snowflakes. Maybe they can ask their nearest SJW for help understanding irony.

You must live a sad life if every moment that you’re not preoccupied, you think about having lost the election

They had a protest on tv at some college to protest for gay and immigrant rights. They did this by protesting the speaking of a gay immigrant.
LOGIC!!!!!
Oh also burning stuff and breaking windows.

So typical!

For balance, I am looking at the next 4 years and loving every minute of it.

Oh Jesus Christ. I’m seriously tired of these comments.

No, Matthew had a Honda Accord. Act 2:1

That’s exactly why I need Jalopnik: so that my fantasies about driving exciting cars can be somewhat realistic.

Actually.... I think this would still pass inspection. Door are not required (Jeeps), nor are hoods (rat rods) or trunks (pickups). At least in Texas, my ranch truck only needs headlights, brake lights, turn signals, a lap belt, brakes (friction and parking) and a working horn. The speedometer hasn’t worked in a…

Wind subsidies and state energy policies/mandates very clearly influence “private funding.” I won’t disagree that companies are happy to build turbines on their own dime (the joys of many small projects vs. one big project), but the economics for doing so are not disconnected from the wind production tax credit and…