I'm going to be that awful, awful party pooper because... This makes me slightly uncomfortable. I've liked all the other ones of these but the idea of making fun of people that don't understand or just aren't quite that smart (I myself am very stupid) doesn't sit right with me.

I'm totally with you...well sort of. My diet consists of 0% shark but rather than getting complicated about how to eat less shark, I wonder what I could feed to sharks without feeling bad. I can do fish, I could do beef or pork, I sort of draw the line at my cat though. (Sort of because when she's an asshole I think I…

I can't post a gif (I'm so sad, Shark Week gifs are the most AWESOME) but I can give you a link. It's...I don't know if there is a word cool enough to explain the goblin shark.

No.

I agree. NO, was my response as well.

This is just sad in so many ways.

lol. I read that first as gravy knife and was really intrigued.

Well aren't you all feeling like a bunch of fucking morons right about now. If you guys actually had the balls to have guns, then you could use your guns to make other people get rid of their guns. But no, you guys are all non gun having people so you can't make anyone do anything. Pfft, sissies, trying to do this…

This is obviously not 100% but I've found that if it says Made in China (obviously) or if it doesn't say at all (not so obviously) then it usually is made in China. Most other countries are willing to put their names on the products. I wouldn't be surprised if all the bad publicity is trying to make them trick the…

I want to start this by saying that I'm not entirely sure why I am saying this, or even what I am entirely sure that I mean by it. Or what I want to come from saying it.

Bets are pretty easy to figure out. Find something that you have a good chance of winning and say (for example) "I bet you $$ that this will (or won't) happen (or has happened)." If your bet is accepted you continue, if it is not accepted you call them a chicken and make clucking noises until your bet is accepted.

I think what gets me even more than that is that he took FIFTEEN minutes to think about it and still decided after that, that it was a good idea.

Honestly you guys ALL take well done steak to the next level. I honestly don't know why it bothers people SO MUCH when someone wants steak well done.

I always feel like I'm lying when I say this, but it's the personality. He's charming, funny, intelligent and he seems so very sincere.

Aren't there cameras on buses nowadays? Of course even when a case is handed to the cops on a silver platter nothing happens to these guys. I doubt anyone would look into this, but just on the off chance someone was willing.... cameras?

I admit that looks awesome but I have to wonder how mad people would get at me when I snuck to the tree in the middle of the night to steal my bra back. I have no idea how but they go missing ALL the time. I think they are in the same place as my pencils.

They lied to get the signatures, isn't that... illegal or something? Like I can't have you sign a piece of paper and then write a contract above it, how can they use your signature for something that you don't support?

Surprisingly enough the video actually made me smile in some parts. Not because of content but because of her. I'm not from Michigan, I'm not even American but it is *so* rare to see such a strong woman that doesn't hem and haw when putting across her point. (I'm not saying strong women are rare, but society doesn't…

You say that as if you expect me to have some degree of reading comprehension. What a silly thing to think. I can assure you I have never had that and I've taken great pains to make sure that I never come down with such an affliction. ;)

Actually TurkeyDay is in October, it's before Hallowe'en, which is why we get all the ads for Xmas stuff while dressing kids up to beg for chocolate. Besides that nitpicky part :) this is what I kept thinking the whole way through the article. Just move your Thanksgiving, then you can have turkey twice without…