MLB: Jonathan, we're suspending you for 7 games

"This drift is too long."

it cannot.

it can!

I like how she's good at sitting on stools.

I like it. This picture is good.

I'd like to make a nomination for most over-hyped, over-priced designs:

I cringed every time they said "we are the 99%"

Pictured: A Good Bat Snap

It's no more wrong than my first reaction, which was to say: they still fly 727's?

I took a dark sith in this ballpark once. I had to use force.

CUNT. Cannot. Understand. Normal. Thinking.

It will end up like this.

"El palo es Argentina!!!"

"You're doing it wrong."- R. Kelly

You have a couple of typos here. First of all, it's Lance "Lynn", not "Lynne". Second of all, you misspelled "BigFatBartolo".

And then got himself booked again to miss Spain. Oy.

God DAMNIT. I am fine with making fun of Cards fans for being sanctimonious. But does a Cards fan have to fuck it all up for the rest of us every time an article like this comes out, guaranteeing further ridicule? STOP BEING DEFENSIVE. IT'S THE ENTIRE REASON YOU ARE BEING MOCKED. JUST RUN OUT OF FUCKS TO GIVE.