God DAMNIT. I am fine with making fun of Cards fans for being sanctimonious. But does a Cards fan have to fuck it all up for the rest of us every time an article like this comes out, guaranteeing further ridicule? STOP BEING DEFENSIVE. IT'S THE ENTIRE REASON YOU ARE BEING MOCKED. JUST RUN OUT OF FUCKS TO GIVE.

It's bullshit that she was even allowed to keep competing. After going over on her ankle, she should have lost.

Michael Morton, who we presume is the only Red Sox fan in New Zealand...

But not the only baseball fan. Peter Jackson has been a big Diamondbacks supporter since they earned their one ring.

...It just looks like you added a foreskin to the plane.

Looks the same to me. If you think you can tell the difference, you're obviously a fanboy.

too bad I have a PS3 fat power cable. =/

New Zealand is pretty unlucky that Mexico screwed up their World Cup qualifiers.

The sad part? It is almost two weeks later and she is still in character.

Old person needs one of these

My god Erin Andrews is bad at live TV. Good thing she has that whole "someone took pictures of me naked" thing going for her.

He's a catcher. That tends to happen.

As previously announced, Deadspin writers will suit up for Boston.

Your last paragraph contains the nut of the matter: there was nothing Middlebrooks could do. And guess what? IT. DOES. NOT. MATTER. His rights ended when the ball went past him; anything—ANYTHING—even a nanosecond after that is the act of a player not making a play. An infielder not playing the ball who impedes a…

Craig was clearly going to score without the trip. Regardless, there was an error on the throw. Boston fans please continue to ignore that and blame the umpires.

Red Sox fan here. It was the right call. The runner would have been safe by 3 feet if there wasn't a large 3rd baseman lying down on the base path with his legs in the air.

Intent doesn't matter.

Again, whatever. I don't want you to like the Cards or bow in praise. I just don't think suggesting stepping away from your trolling narrative and/or talking about baseball like someone who objectively watches for a quick minute during the World Series it makes me an asshole. Obviously you have every right to ignore…

Everyone is trolling the Cards fans. Dodgers fans believe Hanley was hit intentionally and that somehow, an uninjured Hanley was going to single-handedly lead them to victory in the LCS.

In the end, the Cardinals are the real trolls. THEY are in the World Series, and THEY are going to St. Louis tied 1-1.

Can't decide if trolling...