Well the Cardinals can't really be too mad considering they all had Vaseline in their gloves last night as well

Based on how far apart her hands are, I'd say that he's from Girth, Australia.

Hey, maybe if she didn't wanna get hit, she should have been born a man and then hit this guy even harder with her stronger, faster arms.

The shear amount of trolling Deadspin has unloaded onto the Cardinals/St. Louis/ Cards Fans is awesome, to put it simply. As a Cards fan, I couldn't care less how outsiders view us and I'm glad there's negativity being expressed, especially on here.

What position do you play on the la crosse team?

- St. Louis Cardinals

The comparisons between Cardinals players and what Puig did is ridiculous. All of the celebrations in that link are AFTER the plays are over. Puig flipped a bat on a triple. In other words, while the ball was still in play. Big difference.

"Beltran scored all three of the Cardinals' runs last night"

That poor bear just wanted to do some dumpster rummaging, but misunderstood its bear friends when they spoke of all the white trash that can be found in Gatlinburg.

Based on this screen cap from a live feed, it looks like it impacted the sea wall at the beginning of the runway.

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