Why do you feel the need for an excuse?

Editorial director just resigned. He’s the guy who said “Stick to sports”...

ok this is a thing coupled people always say and I’m like...y’all ok? is everyone being smothered? are you not allowed to have alone time or what? 

I’ve seen the meme you’re referring to, but that isn’t true. Spinning was a low status job with poor pay, married women were more likely to have better jobs. So, like, if you want to celebrate that unmarried women were able to find employment and not have to live at the mercy of a husband, that’s great, but it is…

Friend-zoning yourself

Eh. She’s 30. She’s playing with her identity and I get it. And if it allows her to dissect this and explore what it means to her a bit more, that’s fine. She’s not saying “everyone must call it this from now until forever,” she’s saying, “this is what I call it in my head.” Fine. In my head, I call jellyfish “seal…

I was married to myself but there was an acrimonious divorce.

For all of their God-fearing appearences, they’re just attention whores, the Kardashians for the Quiverfull set. I’m just waiting for that rebel Dugger to come out and burn it all down. 

“Self-partnered” stinks of Trying Too Hard. I don’t see anything wrong with “single” as a descriptor. The question is always a variation of “Are you coupled?” so the answer will necessarily be couple-centric. Single is simple and accurate, and I haven’t seen a variation that isn’t twice as much effort to say the exact…

Duh, she’s the 10th runner up for 2025 Dancing with the “Stars”....

This is how PR works. A nobody gets attached to a somebody and suddenly the nobody is somebody, in the mean time a whole host of cottage industries benefit. popperrazzi have something to photograph, tabloids have something to write about, and internet commentators have something to point at and laugh, or scratch…

Sorry, being a thicko, obvs, but why does the world need a sneak peak at the diary of some woman most of us have never heard of? Who is Kaitlyn Carter? Why do I need to know she went through this period of experimentation. Girl, we all do, it’s called College, you ain’t special, hun.

• Baby Spice accidentally sent a sext to...her mother.

So, what’s the latest update on the rebellion? Is Jim Spanfeller still being an herb? Are all our kinjas being deleted?

I am all for the “Fuck you, I can be hot at any age” thing Kathy Griffin’s got going on these last few years, but she also tunes the hell out of her pics. Her belly button is tiny already, maybe partially due to a tummy tuck that I am not sure actually happened but have heard of, so it’s probably just blurred out with…

In the name of research, I adjusted my screen’s brightness AND wiped away all the small filth particles on the chance they were obscuring it. No dice. What’s going on here?

Poor Kaitlynn. She will never understand that no one is as into Miley as Miley is into herself. Cyrus just borrows personas and people depending on what mood she’s in and what will generate the most publicity. Cody Simpson will be giving this same interview a year or maybe even just a few months from now.

She is a little to much center for the Republican’s to ever back her for President. that and they hate women, even some of the conservative women hate women and agree with the bit that they should stay at home with the kids and make dinner. Besides, the right would take wacky Don Jr. over her as he likes to be…

Where are Trump’s siblings? He obviously thinks nepotism is a-ok and he worshipped his father. Seems like his siblings would be his idea of the perfect people to appoint to cushy government jobs. Is he avoiding them or are they avoiding him?

When I see a woman selling shittily made grade D fashion items on the home shopping channel I immediately think “Theres the person who’s going to solve this immigration thing!”