Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

He’s more like a stormtrooper, missing all those shots.

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

now there’s a repressed memory. fuck.

Hernandez says he doesn’t hold a grudge, but predicts those college boys are going to have a tough time selling him knives next summer.

Looks nice, but you’re sacrificing one power outlet for the design. I’d rather have the power outlets since I’d use those more.

Looks nice, but you’re sacrificing one power outlet for the design. I’d rather have the power outlets since I’d use…

Nice aero

That's a clown pronunciation, bro.

You might say they’re selling like hot takes.

Baylor could use a quarterback...

+3/5

My wife and I usually dress as couch bums that sit in the living room with the lights off.

DL is awesome. All of y’all can suck one. It has like three Kinks songs from their only good album and this abominable classic:

I rather enjoyed The Darjeeling Limited. More than The Life Aquatic, for sure. I mean, I wouldn’t watch it again, but then again, that’s true for a lot of Wes Anderson movies — i.e., the ones that aren’t Rushmore, Moonrise Kingdom or The Grand Budapest Hotel.

Holy crap, that IS Elijah Wood!