that would make an epic holiday card.

We shouldn’t anthropomorphize machines anyway. They hate it.

is it because the ‘axle’ isnt in the geometric center of the ‘wheel’, because thats what does it for me...

Seems like BMW wanted to eRR on the side of caution.

Can we immortalize this in bronze and use it as a trophy topper for next years Jalopnik Film Awards?

2009 Champion........soooo

That escalated quickly for no reason whatsoever.

A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court…

If the Panamera doesn’t get #1 I’m boycotting Jalopnik.

You should do a counter article of 10 Cars People Think are Ugly but Aren’t.

Bugatti Veyron. Show it to pretty much any “regular” person and they’ll be all, “ooh, how cool!” But if you take a good look at it it’s actually kind of grotesque looking.

Eye of the beholder. Even as a meh Ferrari guy, I think the FF is FFaptastic.

bruh, those are both corvettes

Haha exactly what I came here to say! 300 whp, and some serious snap oversteer. The car basically is trying to kill you at all times but that’s what makes it so fun and exciting.

Why U do dis 2 me?

“It’s...so...beautiful!”

Hey Volkswagen, did you know you could start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the best job I’ve had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new Passat TDI since getting a check for $Eleventy billion this - 4 weeks past. I began this 4 score and seven days ago and immediately was bringing home at least $3 per hour! For…

Apply for a job in politics... Cause that had me second guessing haha

Clearly, you know nothing about the science behind actual time travel. 88 MPH is a very important figure in flux-capacitor based time travel, as it is the lowest factor of C allowing for a 1.21 GW temporal-capacitive reaction. Time travel could certainly be achieved at a lower factor of C, but it carries an…