You are a undercovered mom against video games, right? LOL, jk

All the stars to the lady entrepreneur who out-trolled Mr. Shit-on-me.

As someone who is a minority and a first generation college student who went to a prep school and Ivy league school, I think the perception of these schools is in many ways misinformed. Certainly the statistics show that these students tend to come from high-earning households, but the student bodies are racially…

Since according to the article, "[t]hat burn, and many others, comes to us from a tipster who forwarded an email that was sent by a Harvard senior to his dorm's email listserv," it's safe to say the 'socially connected and competitive community' knew about this exchange without the help of deadspin. These are the…

"How many Yale students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

This is so much effort. God, who has this kind of time on their hands? I can barely be motivated to respond in polysyllables to my work emails or bicker with strangers on the internet, and this guy wears out two keyboards on account of some kid with bad hair complaining about parties?

I knew Tyler from high school, and he was a really chill guy.

that was pretty clear in context, but the fact that the thin-skinned dbag kept using it like a gang or fraternity name is lame and contemptible.

Metric system, amirite?!?

Even though English is my second language and I am a humble immigrant, I think "cum stained" should be "cum-stained", yes?

What would Caesar Chavez think about your inane, soul bludgeoning inquiry: "Where R da partiez?!"

"because evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future"

After reading that email, I'm going to drive or ski up to Cambridge tomorrow and put this in the Harvard 'Good Ideas' Suggestion Box that's mounted outside Widener:

And this is why I'm glad I went to a substandard state school, this and the fact that there were good looking women. Also I thought harvard kids were smart, this email reads as though it was written by someone at University Phoenix commuter college.

-Remember that time I wrote a poorly-worded and confusing email to you that was just a hair under the length of the Infinite Jest?

-I do, ole chap! I had such a silly haircut back then. Welp, let's bury the hatchet and get back to completely ruining the entire fucking world.

This might be the single most passive-aggressive, schizophrenic email I've ever read. He goes from "yeah, sorry about that" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK WITH BAD HAIR!" to "I'm stalking you on the internet" to "we could be great friends...we both love Obama!" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK! YOU'RE MAKING OBAMA AND…

Jesus, just wait till these people encounter real first-world problems.

Ivy leaguers call each other "entitled" is such a hoot.

Reminds me of a joke I like telling Harvard students when I'm near campus:

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.