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“This Week in Tabloids” makes Wednesday’s worth living for.

Thanks to the Vitamix blender I received as a gift from my saintly grandmother, I drink the following for breakfast and feel full even if lunch is super-late (I have the short, 32-oz. Vitamix, and I drink all 32 ounces, and load it in into the blender in this order):

To each his own, but my child would go into mourning if I banned JackSepticEye YouTube videos at our house. I’m not a gamer, though.

You must be my spirit animal!

I wish I had read this when I graduated from college.

What really gets my panties in a wad is that these smugly ignorant parents are not the ones who suffer from their (in)actions. Their own children, infants, and the elderly do.

Dismiss this as concern-trolling from a 20+years monogamous, married mother of two, if you wish. You are a beautiful, free-spirited, childless woman of 27. This makes you prime-cut for every callow commit-phobe who wants all the pleasures of a new romance, with none of the attendant adult responsibilities. As you age,

Thirty years of experience in wedding photography leads me to offer these tips (I'm a woman.)