Muhfuckas always seem to be going through a lot at the time. No matter what the fucking time is. Daytime, nighttime, the future, the past, back to the future, Remember The Time, JFC how much time do these people need?

He did mean it like that.

Whatever award The 1619 Project got, this clearly should get the same.

What happens when you form a whole ass country and base an entire cultural way of life around “money over everything”?

The Careful Massacre of the Bourgeoisie.

Let me just say that some people might hate this piece of advice. But here goes.

No lies were told. I just watched that video and now I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant.

Any services out there to introduce your 60-something year old parents to diversity? They might need it more than the kids.

Nobody was standing up and applauding The Oval for its balanced actors of color. That’s because it’s a terrible show. Let’s all hold on and see what it looks like before we get happy or mad. I’m willing to withhold judgment because I’ve liked most of what he’s created so far, even though I’ve seen just how terrible…

That’s a nice headline, because I often to say to myself and others “I will never forgive America for Tamir Rice.”

The idea that some NFL scouts watched this video and saw an NFL-caliber QB drop back and throw a 55-yard touchdown pass and thought “the guy who caught it is showing us the REAL talent” honestly makes the job of an NFL scout seem much more laughable to me.

Been using the beard wash for a minute now. Can confirm that it is indeed the shiznizzle. I’ve recommended it to several of my bearded brethren.

You put “Aunts” on the list, but not “Aunties.”

“No problem, sir. We are more than happy to accommodate.”

Rolls, brussel sprouts, and cousin Jenny’s lasagna? *sigh* Okay, Aimee. So you just want dinner. Got it.

All of the comments supporting standing up as fast as possible, with the exception of one, are different variations of the same argument - “I’m gonna stand up because I wanna!” It’s not because you have to. It’s basically because you’re selfish.

Man. Studio execs toss out a metric fuckton of ridiculous shit, so while this is strongly within the realm of possibility, I still don’t really believe it happened. Nah. But I would say it’s more likely that some high level exec suggested that they write a Harriet Tubman movie that centered around her white friend,…

Another year, yet another clutching of the chest and gasping at the realization that yes, that’s right, the Grammys are still in fact just a fucking popularity contest.

Exactly what I came here to say. So the answer is nowhere. Nowhere has free cheeseburgers (with no strings attached). That’s what I expected, and I thank the author for confirming it. 

I live in Georgia. I’ll try not to break your Google Doc.