Muhfuckas always seem to be going through a lot at the time. No matter what the fucking time is. Daytime, nighttime, the future, the past, back to the future, Remember The Time, JFC how much time do these people need?

He did mean it like that.

Whatever award The 1619 Project got, this clearly should get the same.

The two most critical words in this entire article (in my opinion) - “ideological biases”.

What happens when you form a whole ass country and base an entire cultural way of life around “money over everything”?

I’m personally ready for a Frankenstein movie that’s roughly 80% about the Dr. To me the monster is the side effect, and I want to see the madness of the true monster on screen. In my mind I’m picturing a Hannibal Lecter movie. This is a doctor who is clearly brilliant, but is also quietly a psychopath, murdering and…

The Careful Massacre of the Bourgeoisie.

I look forward to that sweet day in the future when I buy a home fully built by telecommuters.

Let me just say that some people might hate this piece of advice. But here goes.

No lies were told. I just watched that video and now I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant.

Not planning out extensive character arcs is pretty much a thing for all of Star Wars.

Any services out there to introduce your 60-something year old parents to diversity? They might need it more than the kids.

Nobody was standing up and applauding The Oval for its balanced actors of color. That’s because it’s a terrible show. Let’s all hold on and see what it looks like before we get happy or mad. I’m willing to withhold judgment because I’ve liked most of what he’s created so far, even though I’ve seen just how terrible…

That’s a nice headline, because I often to say to myself and others “I will never forgive America for Tamir Rice.”

The idea that some NFL scouts watched this video and saw an NFL-caliber QB drop back and throw a 55-yard touchdown pass and thought “the guy who caught it is showing us the REAL talent” honestly makes the job of an NFL scout seem much more laughable to me.

Been using the beard wash for a minute now. Can confirm that it is indeed the shiznizzle. I’ve recommended it to several of my bearded brethren.

You put “Aunts” on the list, but not “Aunties.”

Remember when silly season was meant to represent some specific period of time prior to a big election? And not just, y’know .... all of politics? What a time that was.

“No problem, sir. We are more than happy to accommodate.”

Rolls, brussel sprouts, and cousin Jenny’s lasagna? *sigh* Okay, Aimee. So you just want dinner. Got it.