Retire 

Why does he need a path back to the career he had before his misconduct became public? There are hundreds, hell thousands of people performing comedy across the country. Why does he get to resume his fame before we consider some (or all) of them for his slots? 

It’s sorta weird how often fetuses turn up as some mystery ingredient in these conspiracies. Just how cheap and easily accessible do these people think fetuses are that they can used in a mass-produced product? 

So a filmmaker who has since completed two more feature films and now feels that he could have done an even better job with his first one than he did...isn't allowed to, because it is already so good as it stands? We're going to ridicule someone for citing that he had a vision that he feels he didn't quite land on and…

“I’ve roasted a lot of vile assholes in my time but this guy is the worst.  This fucker invented fathom, pestilence, war, hunger, cancer, rape and celebrity apprentice”

Andrew has almost certainly tried to pressure uninterested women into watching him masturbate

Genuinely, what did he do with his time away? What has he learned about the impact his choices had on women, financially, emotionally, psychologically? What sort of restitution has he made to his victims? I think there should be a pathway to redemption. Accountability does not end with fessing up to what you did, it…

That’s the bigger deal. It’s almost not even about him any more, it’s about the fact that the Grammys voters defiantly declared that it sure as FUCK wasn’t gonna be about his victims.

And I know half of America’s response to stating it as such is “And?”. Which just takes us back to the “I don’t how to explain that you…

Bob Saget, Norm MacDonald, Gilbert Gottfried...The Roast of God is gonna be lit. 

I don’t want to delve into the question of whether a confessed sex pest should get to win any awards ever again, but I can say that I still think he’s gross, and that if I were in a position to vote for him to win an award I don’t think I could bring myself to do it, and that I can see how if I were one of the women…

Not really? It’s Art so there’s not some official and largely objective assessment of the work. And even if that were the case the movie is 7 years old now plenty of people can look back work they did that long ago and cringe at the cracks in it they can see.

A police officer who comes to interrogate me in my hospital bed can fuck right off. But then again, my blanket policy is don’t talk to the police. Ever. This should be everyone’s blanket policy: “I am asserting my right not to speak to you until I have an attorney present.” This cannot be drilled into people’s head…

The Witch is one of my all-time favorites. A lot of artists would struggle their whole career to create something only approaching The Witch, so holy hot damn this guy is hardcore.

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Moar Black Phillip! Moar deliciousness!

I’d be really curious to hear more about where The Witch failed to meet his vision. That jumped to the top of my favorite horror movies of recent memory. The only problem is that it’s so damn hard to understand what anyone is saying.

They could also have simply continued monitoring their vehicle from afar. But obviously they weren’t going to waste time on that; why put in special effort to regard the lives of people you’ve decided are forfeit?

“Now, it looks like that same woman has had a change in heart.” I suppose this is obvious in the sense that for whatever reason they decided not to proceed with with the suit they had filed, but it’s hardly the vindication the rest of the article makes it out to be.

These recluse people seems like fun type of people to hang around with. I’m 43 and in all my adult life, I never made more than a 1 minute convo with a delivery person. Pretty sure 99% of them don’t want to talk to you.

30 minutes is more than enough time to get SWAT armored trucks to build a bullet-proof box around the vehicle. Let them wake up surrounded by metal walls and then sort out what the occupants want to do about it.