Retire 

Why does he need a path back to the career he had before his misconduct became public? There are hundreds, hell thousands of people performing comedy across the country. Why does he get to resume his fame before we consider some (or all) of them for his slots? 

“I’ve roasted a lot of vile assholes in my time but this guy is the worst.  This fucker invented fathom, pestilence, war, hunger, cancer, rape and celebrity apprentice”

Andrew has almost certainly tried to pressure uninterested women into watching him masturbate

Genuinely, what did he do with his time away? What has he learned about the impact his choices had on women, financially, emotionally, psychologically? What sort of restitution has he made to his victims? I think there should be a pathway to redemption. Accountability does not end with fessing up to what you did, it…

That’s the bigger deal. It’s almost not even about him any more, it’s about the fact that the Grammys voters defiantly declared that it sure as FUCK wasn’t gonna be about his victims.

And I know half of America’s response to stating it as such is “And?”. Which just takes us back to the “I don’t how to explain that you…

Bob Saget, Norm MacDonald, Gilbert Gottfried...The Roast of God is gonna be lit. 

I don’t want to delve into the question of whether a confessed sex pest should get to win any awards ever again, but I can say that I still think he’s gross, and that if I were in a position to vote for him to win an award I don’t think I could bring myself to do it, and that I can see how if I were one of the women…

I didn't know Tucker could cross the threshold of a church.

But he’ll still whine like an infant about “the elites”.

He’s lying. He’s a spineless, sniveling coward who knows that COVID can kill you and knows the vaccine works.  He would never do anything that would endanger him even slightly. 

Tucker grew up in a millionaire family with a golden spoon in his stupid face. He’s never had to work for anything.

His absence would trigger the cultists to speculate that he’d been targeted by a Biden covert hit squad and he’d soon be replaced with someone even worse by Fox management.

I’d hope for #2 but I suspect the chances of anything meaningful coming from that are even closer to 0, he’d NEVER admit he was wrong or more correctly, that the libtards were right, about vaccinations. Never in a million years.  If he survived he’d be back on the air, wheezing the same way Gov Death Sentence was…

whenever I see Fucker’s dad mentioned I feel obliged to point out he also spent years of his TV career tormenting Liz Carmichael, inventor of the Dale car, under the guise of exposing a con artist, which Liz was, but more accurately because Liz was trans and he knew it, and tormenting vulnerable minorities for laughs…

Desired consequences:

Oh, shut up, Fucker Carlson, you lying sack of crap.

Racist jokes and TV dinners.

A police officer who comes to interrogate me in my hospital bed can fuck right off. But then again, my blanket policy is don’t talk to the police. Ever. This should be everyone’s blanket policy: “I am asserting my right not to speak to you until I have an attorney present.” This cannot be drilled into people’s head…

Moar Black Phillip! Moar deliciousness!