Fuck you

LMAO you never had them, you sex-starved little dork. 

Shut the fuck up

And if you shoved a bunch of broken glass down your throat the world would be a better place. 

That motherfucker cannot hold any kind of steady job with the constant stream of comments. If you see an article with only one comment on it you don’t even have to open it to know who it is. I miss being able to block people. 

Don’t get me started on fitting rooms. 

People who don’t care don’t make comments saying they don’t. 

He has chunks of punks like me in his stool. 

Same for me and Frank Sinatra. Guy was a bully and a jerk. 

The only thing on your head should be a bag. 

LMAO off at that capitalization. You’re fucking bonkers. 

Yes when do we start punishing rapists who take advantage of inebriated people? I’m sure that’s what you meant. 

I probably would’ve dismissed your ranting anyway. Take it easy!

RLY FR. Like you’ve been waiting for your moment to pop off about feminists and whoomp here it is. You seem more concerned with having a gotcha moment than domestic abuse.

Are you sure? It didn’t look tattered at all.

That you jump right to “the feminists!” says a lot. Maybe they’re just abuse-excusing assholes. 

Nah we fine. 

This sad sack song you’re singing is so fucking old it’s become public domain.

lol you’re gonna die alone 

All that bloviating and you gave yourself away calling women females and ending with the old chestnut “women only like assholes”. Get better material.