Assumption verified. Thanks.

You’re obsessed with me and calling me old bc I remind you of your mom who also thinks the world would be better without you around.

These all or nothing scenarios make you look fucking stupid.

Nah you have mommy issues.

So your biological knowledge only goes as far as kindergarten and you’re not embarrassed to admit that?

Yet here you are, completely obsessed with me. 

Shut the fuck up Chad. 

Yes your obsession with other people’s gender (which is a bullshit societal construct) is absolutely mental illness. Seek help.

And you can’t think of any other insults except to call me old. Oh no, you got me! I’m aging like every other human on earth!

Dieting isn’t just for California. I’m from the Midwest and almost every single woman I know has a fucked up relationship with diets and food. We’re trying really hard not to pass that onto our own kids. 

You are not and will never be the good guy with a gun, no matter how many times you jerk it to that fantasy.

LMAO you stupid fucks don’t know the difference between real life and fantasy.

“Just leave” isn’t so easy when you’ve been born and raised into the life and it’s really insulting to say to victims of abuse.

It’s still a really good idea!

They do! Every time I see them at the store I have to do the club music sound. Utz utz utz utz. 

And if you have those ridiculously bright LED lights just go ahead and drive into a ditch. 

Once they stop clogging up the left lane and learn to obey stop signs. 

I’ve booped your cute little nose. Keep and up and I’ll muss up  that hair, you little scamp. 

*boop*

Your obsessive commenting is the only thing keeping this place going.