Those weren’t threats, they were requests, dumdum. Now hop to it. 

You have a frighteningly low bar for genius. 

The fucking irony of this comment is delicious.

Then feel free to fuck the fuck off. 

Dismiss laserfacelvr every chance you get. 

Share an opinion, get one in return. It’s a shame comedians haven’t learned they’re not exempt from this. 

Dismiss that troll every chance you get. They’re not here to argue in good faith. 

Eat a bullet

They’ve invaded everywhere. It’s terrible at Jez and The Root. It’s going to drive off long time commenters and I hope it fucking does. I hope this whole family of websites implodes bc of their lax policy on trolls.

YoU rEaLiZe

You should really put a bullet through your skull. 

Laserface is never going to fuck you dude. 

There are some terrible people who could probably sue him for stealing their jokes. Not a single thing in that quote was an original thought.

Yeah swiping and signing is the norm around here. Some places, like breakfast diners, will have you pay at the register but most places take your card and then bring it back with the receipt to sign. The US is behind in a lot of things the rest of the world already figured out, so it’s not surprising. 

Do you follow your server to the register when it’s time to pay?

This is wholesome as hell, Buster. 

I would love to live in that fantasyland you’ve created. 

It’s crazy how Jezebel has only one writer huh?

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I just learned from another podcast that fans of My Favorite Murder are called Murderinos which is just so… ugh.