Root articles barely have comments anymore bc the racist trolls have been allowed to run rampant

Eat dog shit and die

Choke on a spoon

Please tell me you don’t really think that, bc that’s embarrassing 

The spider isn’t here for a discussion. They’re here to spam the comments with their stupid jokes.

That’s a lot of really unfunny TV to watch for just an internet comment. I appreciate the commitment. 

Aren’t those things supposed to be funny?

Have you ever not bitched about something?

You are a repetitive, repellant piece of shit

I’m an hour south and I don’t remember ever having salad bars in Jewels. Maybe it’s a Chicago thing. 

Babe there are a ton of armed lefties. They’re just not so insecure that they need to trot them out as evidence of how big and tough they are. That’s a kid’s game you guys are playing

Well you just involved yourself in it so…

I love when people read these “life hacks” and then get angry like they’re personally being attacked. No one gives a fig what you do on your counters.

Not to mention her drag isn’t nearly as out-there (or good) as she thinks it is. It’s sloppy, but not in the purposeful, artistic way like Crystal’s was. It’s a very basic level of weird artsy queen that feels like she’s cribbing from others who did it better

It reminded me of Shari Pie’s Katherine Hepburn. Ugly, poorly done makeup and not well done or funny. Almost insulting to the real person. 

Counterpoint- who gives a flying fuck?

The basement scene where we never see anything other than the characters’ fear is one of my favorite scary movie moments

So THAT’S why you’re so angry and racist all the time. You’re a boomer!

You should probably stick a fireplace poker through your eye

Jfc don’t shit your pants over it