That’s an awful lot of words to say she’s asking for it

I guarantee she’s doing better than you

I hate to break it to you…

Oh fuck off and go choke on your pearls

I wish they would’ve kept the original name. There’s already at least one werewolf movie called Cursed. I’m so sick of the boring “I own a thesaurus” movie name trend.

wow great story asshole

I can’t stand Carrie Underwood’s shouty singing. It’s so odd to me that they used a forgettable Joan Jett song instead of just writing something. It’s a football theme, it doesn’t need much. And yet they’ve somehow made using JJ’s song seem lazy and overdone 

I thought this article was a repost from long long ago. The old AVC ran an article about how terrible Firefly’s theme song is and I still think of this comment whenever Firefly comes up

Who the fuck is we? Do your own thing. 

So someone should go to the back of the line bc you can’t wait 15 more seconds? Yeah, 83 ain’t the one who sucks here

A blog you can’t seem to stay off of

I’d say start with you but…

So are they young women or grown adults? Big difference there

Jesus Christ are you an idiot 

You’re not. I hate using air freshener to cover up smells bc it doesn’t cover them, the gross artificial floral smell just mixes with the original stink and makes it worse

She didn’t dismiss it to his face (which he did) and she asked follow up question (which he didn’t), so yeah, she’s a good date. 

A problem you’ll never have to worry about since most women know douches are bad for them

I too enjoy building women up by shitting on other women

It would’ve been so much better if he didn’t try to explain the others and just let it be a creepy mystery 

I’ve seen on FB that NOPE stands for Not Of Planet Earth