callmeshoebox
CallMeShoebox
callmeshoebox

Every now and then Ruth says something to make me laugh but it’s a kind of a bummer of a show and I love it

You have a weird definition of hate.

I was disappointed he got punched and she didn’t. She wanted a fight, she shoulda got it

That’s exactly how I read it bc it’s true

That’s kinda cute but also fuck that guy

In the before times we went to Golden Corral for my FiL’s birthday (his choice) and after I ate I found a giant wad of hair in the women’s bathroom sink. It’s all I can think of when I hear the word buffet. Never again

I hate that particular bathroom argument so so goddamn much. It’s not like women’s bathrooms currently have armed guards keeping the men out. If a man wants to follow a woman into a bathroom he doesn’t have to go through the trouble of disguising himself. He just has to do it

Oh fuck your god

There were 5 of us in the office last week and I’m the only one who didn’t catch it from whoever was spreading it. My husband had it but I’ve yet to. This summer I shared a weed pen at a family party with someone who tested positive a couple days later.

Sweat socks and used condoms have more to offer the world than you ever will :)

If only your mother had been

I’d take 100 used condoms over you. At least those condoms were useful. 

Never implied he was a hero. I was very clear on my stance of you being a useless racist sweat sock

Hate to break it to you, but racist internet trolling cancels out those good deeds you just lied about

Rather 100 of him than 1 of you

The great lanai in the sky

It’s not a religion, you fucking dork

It’s not a religion, you useless idiot

??? She’s a piece of shit but she looks like a 40-something to me

If these movies weren’t successful in the home country why the hell would Hollywood bother remaking them? And these are Korean movies, not Japanese.