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What’s the point of any movie?

Just because we find her gorgeous doesn’t mean it’s not true. I can absolutely see Hollywood execs saying this to her as a way to “keep her in line”.

I don’t think you’re a real brofessor…

Why the fuck are you sexualizing teenagers? They’re trying to work shit out, as teenagers do. They might not fully understand the implications of what they’re doing but you, a grown fucking adult do understand. So why the fuck are you sexualizing teenagers?

For all you know she’s worked through her shit with her mother. Maybe just shut the fuck up and believe her. 

Maybe she’s already come to terms with that and now she’s addressing this other harmful thing that happened to her

Good for you. But I hope you don’t think you’re speaking for every 15 year old because that would make you look very very foolish

I mostly agree but I’d add Darlene Love and some Motown Christmas music to the acceptable pile

Great response. It’s Diablo Cody but Cody Diablos sounds cool too.

Oh shut the fuck up

It doesn’t matter where they’re shutting. Clean up after your fucking dog

You know what she meant. Quit being a snob

Gee willikers! A typing spider!

Holy crap people still say snowflake???

Well, you were never so… have fun pissing in the Root’s wind

Nope, sorry. You’ll have to figure out another way to get an erection.

That’s fucked up dude  

He wasn’t horrible but I think Connick was the wrong choice to play Warbucks. He’s too laidback. 

That picture in the middle of the review is cracking me up. He looks like he’s about to eat someone. 

For a second I thought that earpiece was his bald cap coming loose