Hey useless asshole, if you hate The Root and black people so much why are you here?

Shut the fuck up betty

Yeah but how is he supposed to know who new artists are when he spends all day spamming the comments? 

OMG so original dude!

Oh man I completely forgot how good Diet Peach Snapple is. It’s been years

Yeah but who buys a radio that only plays one station?

I thought the face on the left was that restored Jesus painting

It really sucks how you’re forced to listen to music you don’t like. Who did you piss off?

I think certain people look like they’d have hand, foot and mouth disease and DiCaprio is one of them

*jackoff gif*

Nah it was fine. You’re just a brat. 

And it went on way too long. His first stream of consciousness was mildly amusing but I had to fast forward thru the rest of the skit

I feel a lot of people on the pro-choice side don’t understand there are a sick amount of people who think those dead clowns got what they deserve. How do you reason with a group that would rather see you dead?

And the mothers whose lives might be endangered? Fuck their choice right?

I’m excited to hear Erivo sing Elphaba’s songs.

Her podcast is a delight. She’s so naturally funny

Oh boo fucking hoo the slideshow didn’t cater to you specifically 

Maybe the mirror is just a jerk who likes to mess with the queen’s body dysmorphia?

Ha! I didn’t remember that but that explains it!

God I can hear Frank saying that 2nd sentence