I can’t stop laughing

Yeah well did Kanye or Snoop ever give us dope rhymes like “Phil was my father; my biological didn’t bother”?

From another article I read they couldn’t be bothered to hire much of anyone. It was an interview with a veteran prop master who interviewed for Rust. He said he’d need at least 5 people under him and they told him that’s too many. So he said ok give me 2, a prop assistant and an armorer and they told him the…

She’s a pop singer and — WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

Most trans people don’t have that luxury

I watched the trailer and I think it showed some early in the outbreak news footage

She was so grating and her girlfriend was just kind of meh. I really liked the 2 friends and wish it focused more on them

It’s the equivalent of commenting “who?” on any Jez article about Rita Ora. 

Don’t be sorry. The only people who should feel bad are the people who made it. 

Republicans 

The AVC version wasn’t mocking and needlessly shitty enough for Jez I guess

Did he have one line of dialogue that wasn’t a joke? It was so annoying and what happened to him was deeply satisfying. 

Maybe it’s just my shitty eyes but I had so much trouble with Underwater. It was a cool premise and it was satisfying to see that happen to Miller but everything was so muddy.

The phone calls still make my skin crawl

It seems they’re not as spoiled as you are heartless and stupid

Honey, you’ve written a novel-length tantrum over an article suggesting - suggesting, not demanding, not mandatory - ways to be nicer to people. You can fuck right off calling someone else immature.

You don’t have to read every article, you crying pissbaby 

Wow you sound like a real piece of shit

I’ve worked on and off with my current boss for almost 20 years and I’ve never bothered to correct him when he says “viva” instead of “via”. 

First time meeting my best friend’s new boyfriend and he tried to argue with me that “furl” isn’t a real word. That relationship didn’t last.