you left out stop voting republican

I thought that too! “Oh surely there were other ways to get in that house!”

A comment complaining about other comments? Now that’s never been done!

BK fries smell like the treats I give my dog. It’s uncanny.

Mine LOVES paper. He’ll follow me to the bathroom like he’s being sweet and just wants to be by me, then he’ll steal tp right from my hands as soon as I let my guard down. And he gets really excited when I break down Kleenex boxes for recycling, like he’s getting a new toy.

When he was a pup Borgnine would go for rabbit poop and cigarette butts. I’m so glad he grew out of that.

Apologies if you’ve seen this before but it’s the best explanation I’ve seen for these anti-choice zealots

I’d say you, the idiot who clicked and commented. 

I’ve never heard that but it’s poetry and I will be stealing it. 

In the thick of the crowd it was hard to tell, plus it happened so fast. Your feet were off the ground before you even knew what was happening. Thankfully my big sis was usually with me and that lady can throw a hell of a punch.

The groping was exactly why I’d start throwing fists at anyone who tried to pick me up for crowd surfing (bc yeah, guys would grab girls and basically force them to surf)

I would love to know his “firsthand experience”. 

Or move next door to a CFA and make a better sandwich.

Oh no! You had to dishes as a child??? 

Anything you say becomes invalid when you start with insipid bullshit like “white knighting”. 

Fuck it, let them aspire to both

That shade of blonde doesn’t do her any favors. Maybe something warmer? Cooler? I don’t know where she is on the color wheel but that hair color washes her out

It really burns me up. He’s trying to act like he gives a crap while still playing to his base by calling them illegal aliens. Fuck Ted Cruz. 

You don’t have to. No one forced you to click on the story. And by clicking and commenting on it all you’re doing is telling G/O media to give you more. Good job.