ok, puja — we get that you don’t get gifts from t.swift (as if you didn’t make that obvious!) maybe you’re just not trying hard enough??? i’m just asking a question, is all...

so basically, this post is one long anti-cousin tirade. care to explain why you’re so reflexively anti-cousin, mark??

seems like more of a kringle. #racine represent!!

call me a “feminist” or “politically correct” or whatever you want, but i am a hetero white male, & seriously, women are way more important than chicken. there’s literally no comparison. peta is wrong on this one.

a couple of thoughts:

wow, sam — that’s some pretty serious mansplaining coming from you! shame on you.

does this count as a high-tech lynching?