OMG!!! This was a Law and Order episode. John Stamos played this psychopath, where he dated dozens of women, made each think they were exclusive, and he would poke holes in condoms to spread his genes. There was a missing baby or something, and by the end we learn Stamos’ character had fathered like 30 kids all…

Ah, but the woes of a wealthy, middle aged, disillusioned man are another matter entirely. I thrill to hear it in the dulcet tones of the audio book version.

Exactly. If he really wants to make the character revolutionary, he should make the middle aged disillusioned man a college professor, then showed him having an affair with an attractive student of his.

My thoughts exactly. Such a brave, unique perspective the world has never seen.

But, but... Boys develop later than girls, don’t you know. He just wasn’t ready... for the last 20-30 odd years or so.

He’s 54. That’s pretty late to the game.

What? You are under the impression that every single woman can find a partner who wants to father her children (that presumably she also doesn’t find repellent)? What a bizarre assumption. Completely false.

I appreciate this breath of fresh air. The woes of middle aged disillusioned men are a frankly underexplored theme in literature and film. I look forward to what will doubtless be a unique insight into this marginalised perspective.

Thank you for introducing me to my newest favorite gif.

Apparently (posted elsewhere) autism is linked to old men’s sperm. Just because you can shoot doesn’t mean it’s quality jizz. Give them that biology.

Oh come on. Did they find drugs in her suitcase or did her suitcase “test positive” for narcotics? What total bullshit. Sorry, can’t help but smell a bit of conpiracy/payback right now....

Got a dude(?) telling me Anthony Quinn fathered children his whole life so it must be okay!*

How can she get in trouble for a bag she was not in possession of? What a fucking stupid thing to arrest someone over

Women get called out for it (Janet Jackson, Hoda Kotb) and the Clooney’s get praised *eye roll*

And?

 Rose McGowan, dangerous criminal. Gimme a break.

A woman who we know had trained spies stalking her in an effort to discredit and silence her is arrested for cocaine “residue” in baggage they believe to be hers, left behind on a plane.

Isn’t John Stamos like 90? I mean a well preserved 90, but like... kids? Wut? He’s the same age as my dad (who is a grandpa to my kids) and the age difference between him and his wife is bigger than the age difference between my dad and me.

Rose McGowan Arrested Over Felony Cocaine Warrant