When asked why he did it, Oliver replied, "Just for the halibut."

Oh, the job market is unfair and employers often give precedence to a particular group that you are not a member of? Well this is a great strategy for mitigating that. Next time I go to an interview, I'm going to pretend to be a man.

Did you notice that you have a period and a question mark at the end of that sentence

What's a cookie scoop? Is it to scoop cookie dough? Or is it to scoop multiple cookies into one's mouth at one time?

PREACH ON!! The best thing I ever did was buy cookie scoops, because all my cookies now come out done the same amount. Same size chunk of dough = same baking time. NICE!

Alton Brown, my personal lord and savior, calls them "Dishers". Any disher can be used as an ice cream scoop, but not all ice cream scoops can be used as dishers.

You can get them for various sizes, and they are really good for consistent portions in your batch, which make for consistent baking and/or cooking. Larger ones are good for say, muffin batter and having equal amounts of batter in each tin. Smaller ones are good for equally sized cookies. I do a lot of baking around…

You know, it's not ebola that's ultimately going to kill us all. It's a lack of a common fucking sense.

Hey Jude

Sounds like a great guy. I found it's more important to find someone who has a healthy respect for the things you want to do - and is eager to support you in doing them - even if they don't want to participate. And, vice-versa, is okay with you respecting and making space the things they want to do without feeling…

I know it looks unnerving, but if it makes you feel better this is totally normal behavior. He's probably in rut and looking for a doe to breed - the tongue flapping is a way that they smell for does. The yelling is letting nearby lady goats know he's open for business, as it were. So yeah, he's technically stressed…

I'm glad this effort failed. I mean, I understand that Spain is virtually-problem free and, you know, idle hands and all that but just because there aren't any actual problems in Spain doesn't mean that they should devote their time to trying to deal with the non-existent problem of women having too much reproductive…

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard's new commercial is one of my favorite things on TV. I just want to go hang out with them.

If "bootstraps" fucked a yogurt commercial, the bastard offspring would be "Love yourself more."

Dachshund party time! Thank you auntie for the picture!

And that terrifying statistic that you guys posted earlier comes to life.

OH MY GOD I AM SO SURPRISED BY THIS NEWS

Thank you. No one else notice her form? Hands up and bottom foot out girl. Also you may break your foot and you probably threw your shoulder out with that last punch since you didn't rotate into it.

Yeah. She's a slow kicker. That combined with how high she's kicking, and someone in a real fight would grab that leg and throw her down. Punching the way she does is a good cardio workout, but she needs more hip and leg action to get real power. Of course, if she were punching harder, she'd need more than just wraps.…