I really like Emmy Rossum :)

Right around the time they play the Landover Redskins, East Rutherford Giants and Hades Raiders.

I don't know the fancy names for people ribs, but I know good eatin' ribs when I see them. Wasn't fooled for a second.

Those are clearly not human R9-10's . And couldn't be any other human ribs.

Jessica, I am so proud of you for standing up for your site, your authors and your commenting community.

A few years ago, in my free-wheeling salad days, I spent a few months backpacking through China before travelling down into northern Pakistan to teach English for six months. It was such a great adventure. I spoke about ten words of Mandarin, but man, I had fun. I especially loved Xinjiang, in the far west of China,…

I will be undergoing morcellation in a few days.

It was the knock on the door that woke me up. The empty bottle of bourbon on my desk and the blurred vision the left hook and right jab of the combination that told me that my night at Goldie's hadn't ended with just the one drink. I wasn't usually this much of a mess, sleeping in my office was more of a special…

"I used to fix prolapsed monkey rectums when I worked at a primate breeding facility."

I used to fix prolapsed monkey rectums when I worked at a primate breeding facility. Why would humans do that on purpose?

Sounds like your coworker needs to re-calibrate the ol' makeup gun ;)

I feel I should brag about the cross stitch I made for my brother a few years ago

You're incredibly silly and you seem too lazy to get your news from more than one place.

That said... as my advisor puts it, "Academia is so flexible! You can work any 80 hours a week you want!"

Oh god all the feels.

*cries*

I am wearing no make up. Every day, I come to work with no make up.

The thing is, there actually ISN'T an autism epidemic. People treat it as "oh, there's been a HUGE rise in autism in the last 30 years!"

I'm starting to understand how someone could shoot him nine times.