I like how he closes the door behind him each time. A man raised with manners...

Brilliant! It makes me want to switch my major back over to CE

That sounds like the best job in the world.

About time, science.

@gthing: Sadly, we don't. Sadly, we never will. There will always be war =[

@dardardar: I've never seen this before. Do you have a link?

Noooooo! I love GOOG-411! This is horrible!

The Volkswagen logo at the end confuses me...

His body is still smoking as he hugs his wife.

You lost my attention at AT&T.

Really cool. More like "See how it was done and then watch these colors dance," though.

Damn, my etch-a-sketch never did that =[

Damn Israeli DoD, you scary.

Wait, why would he not have his profile set to private?

Dear god, Palo Alto, bored much?

Death by spontaneously combusting snuggies

Koro: is to describe an individual overcome with the belief that his/her external genital—or, in female, nipple—are retracting or shrinking, with fear of that the organ will disappear.

I require a video or something.

@fotd_spectacular: Fool proof method.

Did they cut airholes in it?