"a parade of clouds" I love this man.

@forsinain42: Everyone dies, some people just die in a more hysterical manner.

@ddhboy: I don't think you know what you're talking about, sir.

Oh joy. I can't wait for all the petitions to "bring the old facebook back", even though people complained about the switch to the previous layout when it was still new as well.

Gah! Migraine!

God I hate clowns. Especially when I'm not fluent in the language they speak.

@Seventhexile Speaks: I don't get the reference. What's this from?

The video won't load for me =[

Is there a way to auto boot your PC at a certain time? Because this would be great for saving me a bit of money on my electricity bills

@dkev00: Yeah, except when you're on a college budget and have electricity bills to pay.

Is this even legal? Even if it's not, how could you stand by and let something like this happen when you have the means and the methods of stopping it? This is horrible.

I feel like the internet is a horrible place to learn proper language and grammar.

sorry to be that grammar douchebag, but it's 'their', not 'there'

@msheredy: Wait, are you trollin'?

@buttnugget: damn, almost.

Woooo Whitestripes!

@Altima NEO: I'm partial to the 2004 hipster, I think.

Wow, there's a lot of hate comments towards hispters, which kind of goes against the whole point of the article.

@⌘Z: I can't grow a mustache =[

@Black Knight Rebel: That's a generic stereotype. A few doesn't define a whole, nor the other way around.