Ordinarily, my instinct would be to deny anyone who uses the term “snowflake,” but this substitution is truly bullshit. Asking for substitutions in a soup or stew is some next-level lousy customering.

As a former addict who literally was in this *exact same situation* if you change the genders (I broke away from from my rehab, cuz I was worried and had to find a friend, and I stupidly thought I would look after him and he gave me a kiss saying he’d be right back... and wasn’t) this episode really hit home.

Amazin…

Easy, you spend $30 and get a new battery. 

Dear Gizmodo staff:

Those were the exact shots I was looking for to send to my friends. Thanks!

Robot butler or GTFO.

This could be the whole movie and I’d still be there on opening day.  

This is ridiculous. Also, Nikki and Suzanne are going to be pissed because it looks like Big Pimpin’ Brett the Virgin was dating them both.

This is supposed to be a calendar from the 80's but doesn’t have this drawn on it? FAKE CALENDAR! Sad!

Maggie Gyllenhaal is insanely good. And I’m so glad Eileen got her little moment in the bathroom after.

It’s a strong contender but the winner is still...

“A source said that Chua quickly responded, saying that her own daughter would not put up with any inappropriate behaviour.”

I’m not surprised Batman is right-leaning.

It’s a clue designed to be misleading or a distraction, but that’s not important right now.

I can’t even tell what’s satire any more.  Is this satire?  Please say it’s satire.

Ok. If I wasn’t sold on this before, that transition from “Her” to “A Hero” got the job done. Marvel has made me fistpump again. And as a sidenote, with this single trailer, I think BlockBuster is ready to make a comeback.

Totally underrated.

I have never seen an article take so long to say something so simple. Goodness.

I am a survivor of middle school sexual assault, and I can tell you with certainty that this woman is not exaggerating when she says it still seriously impacts her life to this day. There are still times when I smell the soap my rapist used (which thankfully isn’t often) and go momentarily back to that place. The only…

Before you start roasting your own beans, I would get a burr coffee grinder. You will get a fresher tasting coffee with minimal work.