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Fred Trump should have been the one to pull out.

Have this in my 2013 Accord. Its too bad the world did not embrace it because its much better than a BLIS system with a stupid little yellow triangle. Honda even figured out how to shield the camera to get it to not get dirty and work in wet.

They should just do what Honda and Cadillac did and have cameras AND mirrors. Get people used to the better visibility cameras provide while still having that safety net of a mirror.

A few corrections on the Mary/Walk section...

Well, this is disappointing.

“Attention: I am concerned that not enough of you are aware of my opinion on the attractiveness of Ms. Beetz.  I wish to rectify this oversight post-haste: va-va-voom rrrrooooowwr (glottal clicking in back of mouth).  Thank you and goodnight, future updates as events warrant.”

Check out the pinko commie libs with their ‘unions’ and their ‘vacations’. I work 14 hours a day every day underground in a desperately unsafe environment for starvation wages, and that’s the way I likes it! MAGA!

I just do not get the “truly wireless” thing. Most of the bluetooth buds with a wire connecting them are fine. That part has never bothered me. They get better battery life. They almost always sounds better. They cost less. And they don’t make you look an asshole (okay that last one is subjective).

Shooting in area where guns aren’t allowed: “See? Gun bans don’t work!”

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

Nobody told me there was going to be dessert. 

Especially after he bungled BENGHAZI so badly. Lock him up.

I think I’m utterly incapable of buying John Krasinski as a combatant of any kind.

Rushmore was really great, and the “O-R they?” line gets me every single time...but picking that above The Big Lebowski is some contrarian bullshit.

I’m lazy, but not this lazy.

Clearly these are all fake, because none of them claim to tip a minimum of 25%+ every time, no matter what.

Later, after the divorce, “Melania wasn’t a very good wife. I saw her once a year, around Christmas. Terrible in bed. Not a 10.” Later, after the disowning, “Don Jr.? Never talked to him. Think I saw him once in New York, across the room at restaurant.” Later, at the check-in center in Hell, “Donald Trump? The guy was

If only they’d provided some function that enabled you to click on some text of some form. Something that, say, linked the content to this article. I’m still working on the technology but if I get there within the next couple weeks, I’ll try and help.

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Hey, now. Zach Galifianakis has two characters. Usually he’s Zach. Sometimes he’s Seth.

Nice try, Russians.  Gizmodo did this kind of stuff long before you.