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I lost my shit at a work happy hour once because my direct report was terrible. He got hired via family connections. I didn’t have the power to discipline or fire him. I was being held accountable for his terrible work that, in retrospect, my boss knew sucked but was paying back a favor so everything got taken out on

All I want is a laptop SSD and a decent sub-$300 40" TV!

All I want is a laptop SSD and a decent sub-$300 40" TV!

You joke, but Alex and I seriously reserve A for potential best-of-the-year-grade all-timers. For grades to have value, you have to manage them like an economy; we’re conscious of inflation.

But Superman died! How could he possibly appear in this movie?

Well, one is a fantastical ballet of violence that takes place in a mythical world of secret assassin cabals full of arcane credos and River Styx coinage and luxurious hotels. The other is a raw, street level view of a man amassing an unseemly amount of weapons to try and scratch some unreachable itch of anger,

This reminds me of a visit to Target. They put very tall, top-heavy trash cans on top shelf. When I went to grab it, it crashed down on face. Blood running down my face, I go to the front for a band-aid. The Target workers were so fucking horrible. “Why the fuck would we have Band-Aids? You fucking bastard.”, is how

WHY ARE THEY RUINING MY CHILDHOOD?! #ONLY90sKIDS #GENXISOVERTHERE

Almost. Films are shot on 65mm, but finished to 70mm. (The additional 5mm is for the sound.)

her 39-person bridal party

No, as this removes our reviews from the media and publicity cycle.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: This is the Battle That Has No End. It Just Goes On and On My Friend Edition.

Yeah, I have to say, that monologue was terrible. Not a single joke, hell not even a moving picture, just the text “The uploader has not made this video available in your country.” I mean, can we even call that a monologue, then? Larry David definitely dropped the ball here.

I like to eat racists. What do I do

You pimp. You heel. I hate you.

He’s been accused(by me) of not really deserving the Oscar for The Revenant, but actually deserved it for What’s eating Gilbert Grape all those years ago. And also not marrying Kate Winslet when when he had the chance, cause their love for each other is undeniable.

A movie so good they don’t even play it regularly on basic cable.

I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree; Woody Harrleson is putting LBJ into office, just like his father did.

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You know model fights can get out of hand really quickly:

WHO! IS DYING! FROM THE FUMES! OF AN OPEN FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!