No one tells ThanksForMutton what cutting boards to use! No one!

No one tells ThanksForMutton what cutting boards to use! No one!

But in actuality, it’s an acronym for “The Cucks Undermining Trump Can’t Understand The Crazy Useless Taxes Act.”

“Hey, dickheads... how come the only one helping me out is this random girl?”

I can’t die. Or something.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Rick’s Probably Going to be Having Speeches and Dreams Again, God Help Us Edition

It’s going to be one of the best Halloweens in years. Might even come a day early.

“White power” and “Colored”. Welcome to the SPLC watch-list.

Natalia Dryer pulled off being a sloppy drunk quite well. Her repeated, slurred “bullshit!”’s sounded pretty realistic.

I had no idea Sean Astin would end up looking and sounding almost exactly like Patton Oswalt.

I assume squirrels are constantly after Kellyanne.

Sam Esmail has been using female pronouns for Whiterose in interviews, so whatever her more frequent presentation may be, that settles the issue of identity.

My pleasure! Hillary Clinton is a smart and capable politician who knows how to play the game. That would be an eminently sensible choice for a TV show about brilliant people manipulating power structures to pick as a puppet. But ok, sure, i guess saying she would be a smart choice for a TV show’s choice of a good…

Last season really went off the rails. Just one boring conversation after another on the same set again and again.

But they’re on their way to a farm now, so things are looking up.

Off the bat, I waited for Google to get into the “Smart Home Assistant” game and was glad they did.

I think what he said was pretty fair. “I don’t remember” seemed like an honest statement especially when he followed it up with “I am not calling you a liar.”

Some times.

On the list of things that are a bad idea right now: creating a list of Jews living in the United States. Because, you know.

STOP IT! She wasn’t done! <tears> LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! <sobs>

Well this doesn’t sound sooo ba-

So, to update the Groundhog Day information chart: