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He’s been accused(by me) of not really deserving the Oscar for The Revenant, but actually deserved it for What’s eating Gilbert Grape all those years ago. And also not marrying Kate Winslet when when he had the chance, cause their love for each other is undeniable.

A movie so good they don’t even play it regularly on basic cable.

I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree; Woody Harrleson is putting LBJ into office, just like his father did.

/oblig

“I knew it was a joke, Mikus! I just didn’t get it right away!”

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You know model fights can get out of hand really quickly:

Just be thankful it wasn’t a gasoline fight. Those things can get out of hand so quickly.

WHO! IS DYING! FROM THE FUMES! OF AN OPEN FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No one tells ThanksForMutton what cutting boards to use! No one!

No one tells ThanksForMutton what cutting boards to use! No one!

But in actuality, it’s an acronym for “The Cucks Undermining Trump Can’t Understand The Crazy Useless Taxes Act.”

“Hey, dickheads... how come the only one helping me out is this random girl?”

I can’t die. Or something.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Rick’s Probably Going to be Having Speeches and Dreams Again, God Help Us Edition

Natalia Dryer pulled off being a sloppy drunk quite well. Her repeated, slurred “bullshit!”’s sounded pretty realistic.

I had no idea Sean Astin would end up looking and sounding almost exactly like Patton Oswalt.

I assume squirrels are constantly after Kellyanne.

Sam Esmail has been using female pronouns for Whiterose in interviews, so whatever her more frequent presentation may be, that settles the issue of identity.

My pleasure! Hillary Clinton is a smart and capable politician who knows how to play the game. That would be an eminently sensible choice for a TV show about brilliant people manipulating power structures to pick as a puppet. But ok, sure, i guess saying she would be a smart choice for a TV show’s choice of a good

Last season really went off the rails. Just one boring conversation after another on the same set again and again.

But they’re on their way to a farm now, so things are looking up.