Off the bat, I waited for Google to get into the “Smart Home Assistant” game and was glad they did.

I think what he said was pretty fair. “I don’t remember” seemed like an honest statement especially when he followed it up with “I am not calling you a liar.”

STOP IT! She wasn’t done! <tears> LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! <sobs>

Hey all y’all who didn’t vote, here are the consequences of elections. Neil Gorsuch, implosion of one-sixth of the economy, pre-emptive war, indifference from DoJ to anyone not in power, and tax cuts for rich people are on the menu because of your inaction.

Well this doesn’t sound sooo ba-

So, to update the Groundhog Day information chart:

So this story was

I signed one too friend. I am singing like a fucking bird. Come find me Harvey. Come fucking find me. Since you worked there you know the solution. Have Meryl Poster put this douchebag on a chain. She is the only person on planet earth who can put him in his place...and she is a piece of work herself. Perhaps more…

As a former employee, I’m glad this was published. I also wish I hadn’t signed my life away in NDAs.

Ramona is a baby, not a cat. Read the internal history link you shared.

Only two D-s in my tenure, if memory serves.

Other film review sites are throwing around words like “masterpiece”, so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that Dowd scrounges up a B+.

Tiny Canadians gots ta eat.

Why mention Black Lives Matter on a replacement marker that has nothing to do with race and everything about a region’s cultural legacy. It’s as if white people know their excuses are nonsense but are too cowardly to admit what they know to be their racist inclinations.

Sounds like a question for Mike Judge.

Politics Corner - Hooray!!!/It’s Not Over edition. We got some great news today - McCain is a definite no on Wealthcare. It isn’t dead yet. We’ve seen it rise from the dead before, and there is a very narrow path to passing it next week. We have discussed the policy in great detail (one thing I haven’t mentioned in…

I had no idea this was going to be ready so soon and I’m so happy. There isn’t a single film I’m looking forward to more than this one. The first World of Tomorrow is still the best film of 2015 and a wonderful work of art.

I’m not an io9 writer. This isn’t io9.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.