You make it sound like there is a difference between the RNC and Fox...

Shit. Even C-Span streamed the forum on Monday!

Chevy, at least, has a standardized naming system that they usually follow. An Impala is always an Impala. A Cruze is always a Cruze. And regardless of the model, the trim levels are almost always consistent - a WT is lower than an LS which is lower than an LT which is lower than an LTZ.

Oh, please go on. Tell me, how do the Inspire, FC40, Spreading Wings S900, and Flame Wheel ARF fit in. This is all so easy!

So tell me, how does Vision+ fit in? And the + means that either there is a Vision, or the + is just a stupid marketing trick? Yep, super awful.

Yup. I mean, I have no problem with using a number to show generation (Phantom 1, 2, 3, etc) and terms like Standard, Advanced, and Professional...but what the hell does Vision+ mean? Is there a Vision, and how does all of that relate? Uuuuuggggghhhh....

I know nothing about this industry, but the naming conventions are awful.

I work near an Aveda Institute in Atlanta, and have their higher level students cut my hair every 3-4 weeks. It’s $18 for a men’s cut, they do a small neck massage, shampoo/condition my hair with Aveda products, and one of the pros always comes by to finish it up if anything is slightly off. The proximity is one of…

Please stop needling us with your bad jokes.

Working here in Atlanta. Verizon.

MAGNETS, BITCH!!

Yes. Chrome comes with that pre-packaged. Chrome -> Settings -> Advanced -> Check “Enable OK Google...” I don’t know if it does EVERYTHING that Google Now does, but it does a lot.

I know it’s gotten better; I tried to reference that in my post by saying they “had” hysterical misreadings. At this point, that email is just a quaint chuckle of The Way We Were.

Google may have done it first, but they also had some hysterical misreadings. Here’s one from my father, who really had said, “Hey Ive, it’s Dad.”

I consider this ham taylored.

Poo bear?

I napped my way to a Meowsters Degree!

I was thinking Portugal, too. And I'm not even your boyfriend!

I'll bet you a case of gin that I can think of a word contrary to your assertion…