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Oh man, this may be the ugliest design I’ve ever seen!

Oh man, this may be the ugliest design I’ve ever seen!

Damn your eyes!

I was being facetious in my original comment. And while I mostly agree with you, I think it’s important to add that the opposing government hackers are likely also interested in creating general instability within the US infrastructure. And, based on the visible ramifications that this OPM hack will have (not to

So, does anyone else think that all these credit monitoring companies who get massive retainer contracts following these breaches might actually be the culprits? I mean, follow the money, people!

I have a copy of your SF86 right here. And you are a disgusting, disgusting individual. You should be ashamed. I won’t say WHAT you should be ashamed of, but I think you know. Disgusting!

This looks totally normal to me!

Best prison-titties I've seen in a long time!

YOU ARE!

Why is there always so much bezel? No matter how nice of a computer it is, huge bezels always make things look like children’s toys.

$290 per night including food and drinks? Count me in! GIZMODO COMMENTER PARTY! WHO’S IN?

COUNTER-COUNTER-COUNTERPOINT: EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE A TACO!

COUNTERPOINT: EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE A TACO!

Or maybe a simple mask with eyeholes? Cameras are pretty easily fooled.

Impressive!

A live version of Raspberry Beret just came on my Pandora One station, so his stuff is still there at least for now.

If you choose face, you just hold up your phone and blink. (This is so thieves can’t use a picture of you to dupe the system.) That’s it!

Not even the whole font! Just one stupid letter, and now that it’s pointed out, I kind of like the double stacked original.

Also, some of us choose to write like adults and use real words. I have zero need for a smiling poop in my regular lexicon and, if I did, I’d express it with text.

“Alexa, I’m your father.”