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I was playing with an Echo I bought for my mom this past weekend. First time using it, and it’s really pretty neat. I ended up looking up some easter eggs, and the programmers have a decent sense of humor as well. Try telling it that you are its father, and it freaks out.

Some sort of flat circle, if you will?

No is no. No is always no.

You’ve got it mixed up. Infantile Paralysis is the same as polio. Lou Geig’s Disease is ALS (Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis).

And I’m being picky out of love. I read Gizmodo quite often and enjoy your work. I’d just prefer that, when inconsistencies within the same publication occur, the publication acknowledge it.

OK, so if your stance is that articles are more about the journalist than the publication, why do you refer to “tech blogs” above instead of “tech blogger Dan Frommer with Business Insider” or something? Your logic seems inconsistent.

That’s an ironic response regarding an article that’s intent is to point out someone’s bizarre revisionist attempt at history...

They should if they completely contradicted themselves.

You realize you are reading a highly profitable technology review site staffed by professional journalists, right? And did you know that it is part of a media empire currently taking other blogs to task on the matter of ethics?

Evolving opinions is fine, but not acknowledging that change is lacking integrity. Something along the lines of “This phone didn’t live up to our original hopes...” instead of just glossing over it and pretending that it was always insufferably bad in Gizmodo’s eyes.

There’s going to have to be an override or workaround to this. I’ve known multiple contractors who’s phones have broken at work sites. Does a broken phone now mean every tool battery you own is garbage?

Yes, pardon me from expecting a modicum of journalistic integrity from our friendly editorial staff. I should have known better than to expect them to stand by their reviews and assessments, and not continually rejudge them on an as-yet-to-be-determined futuristic curves!

Now, BlackBerry Storm was a hunk of mistakes wrapped in glass

It’s all about the heart rate monitor. As well all learned from the Homeland documentaries on Showtime, any rogue government agent with access to the Special Codes related for your specific heartbeats can give you a heart attack remotely!!

Mmm hmm. The cop, after he got aggressive with this 15 year old girl and threw her to the ground, draws his gun on a kid who scratched his ass. No fists clenched as you claimed. No other videos of the girl getting aggressive, as the poster I responded to claimed.

Mmm hmm, I see you’ve clearly declined to share a link to this magical mystery video, too. Good job!

Mmm hmm, thanks for sharing links to this video, which clearly exists and isn’t entirely in your head.

I just read that article (which is based on broken links to a non-existent facebook page, by the way), and none of it even begins to vindicate the police officer’s force or drawing his gun.

Oh ho ho, sure, I’ll go ahead and take interpersonal advice from the douche who called me a liar simply because “OMG APPL IS SO GOODZ.” Go fuck yourself. You have no idea how I handled myself in the store. I’ve worked customer service and am extraordinarily pleasant to anyone who is trying to help.