Littered in with your unnecessary profanities, I’m glad you actually have a rational set of reasons to switch phones. Even though I don’t agree with them (and have had fundamentally different experiences), that’s great.

Cool. I’m glad that my comment from yesterday somehow retroactively encouraged you to switch phone platforms at some point before then. That logic will serve you well throughout your life. The Android community wishes you well on your continued well-considered life choices.

Oh, ok. You may want to tell all the other iPhone owners and the manufacturer of this accessory that you found the elusive back button on the iPhone! What an amazing discovery you made! Bravo, sir. Let me get you a prize.

I’m not joking. And don’t call me Shirley.

...except for lacking a basic back button. #fixedthatforyou

You, sir, are officially a moron. Thanks for playing and have fun overpaying for poor engineered products. Apple welcomes you with open arms.

Thanks for a wonderfully rational argument.

Apparently, not everyone does. Otherwise, this type of accessory wouldn’t exist. I’d rather have a software developer make the choice of adding a second option for me based on their design principles versus having to buy a specific hardware accessory.

If that was really enough, accessories and articles like this wouldn’t exist. People are building accessories to fill the needs of iPhone users, and this is clearly one of those needs.

Or you could just buy an Android phone that has a fully functional back button. I never realized that basic functionality is now an accessory point. What’s next, add on Volume buttons?

Oh dear. Either the office is cold or this guy REALLY enjoys those arms...

Cool, there was a phone in 2014 that had dual screens - one LED and one e-Ink? I must have missed that!

It’s like playing Russian Roulette. You may just get lucky, or you may not...

Needs a new wig. This one is looking too poofy.

Why can’t I take my eyes away from that GIF? It’s mesmerizing!!

That’s exactly what I plan to do when I buy an SSD at some point!

Oh man, I kind of want to buy Exploding Kittens now!! God damn it.

Thanks for sharing. Do you happen to know any of your colleagues who may be doing work that could eventually impact adult humans? I’d be interested in speaking with them further.

A quick Google search brought me to this Nature article, which discusses work on the livers of adult mice. Here’s more info. http://newsoffice.mit.edu/2014/erasing-g…