Also, I can't find any documentation about that free upgrade online. Would you mind sharing where you read about it?

Aw, they did one half-assed thing for some customers almost 20 years ago! What a great precedent! I'll take 3 $10,000 watches, pleez!

An Apple with a removable battery? Never going to happen!

Hah! You are hilarious.

I pronounce you RIDICULOUS!

You have the ring…and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

Finishitfinishitfinishit!!

Can I go now?

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That's good!

HondaMan, have you been in new Hondas lately? I have a 2015 Civic EX, and it has zero knobs or buttons on the radio. Everything about it is touchscreen. I've had a handful of passengers spin the A/C knob out of habit since it's in the closest location to the radio. Pain in the ass...

That's bad!

That's good! (I see we are switching roles here, but that's ok)

If you don't think that most people buy a $10k Rolex and expect it to be handed down for generations of their family, you must come from a very very special place. My great-grandfather's Rolex is currently on my dad's wrist, and my brothers and I have had quite a few discussions about where it will hopefully end up.…

The frogurt is also cursed!

For $350+, coming with an unusably garbage band is pretty unacceptable. Take a look at the Asus ZenWatch - for $200, it comes with a damn nice leather band, has a battery that lasts nearly 2 full days, and doesn't look like candy garbage.

+1 on the Zen Watch. I still have the original leather band and the thing looks great. It's a perfect high-end casual look that blends with just about any outfit. And it cost me less tha $200 (thanks to a coupon I had for Best Buy). Sure, it doesn't have a speaker...but thank goodness for that. I don't want to look…

Except that when most people buy a $10,000 Rolex, it's an investment. You will very likely have that watch in your family for generations or sell it for a good value. This $10k watch will be obsolete in a few short years.

"Oh yeah," was his immediate, unhesitating reply, " You gotta factor this sort of thing in. It's part of the cost of doing business."

My dad had bootlegged copies of floppies for Windows 3.1. I brought them to a friend's house and we installed it. Does that count?