Didn't we see this article already? Maybe the Apple Watch will also blow up Gizmodo with repeatedly pointless speculation aimed at driving traffic!

A collared shirt and overstuffed cargo shorts? Someone get this runner the right gear!

See also: Google Glass, Segway Scooters.

Man, I imagine this would be a total red flag if you brought a date home and had one of these out.

This guy:
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She invented the sewing machine! DUH!

Is anyone else concerned that Kaspersky - a Russian firm - has such a strong hold on US security? I see a potential conflict of interest at some point in their future...

SOLD! I did not want to watch until now, but this sounds AMAZING!

Wait, why would you wipe the floor? I always assumed a classy show like Jeopardy would have a cleaning crew. Or is that the punishment for not winning?

Why would anyone spend $8 on a charging cable? Oh yeah...Apple.

Is there any reason why this type of basic function isn't already built in to our smartphones?

Case-in-point from today's HTC One M9 review: "But overall, as smartphone makers start improving their skins, coming ever closer to the stock Android standard, HTC still seems a step behind. There's still just too much here." It seems like there is no way for Android to win!

I fully agree. I'm an Android fanboy, using a Galaxy S5 and wearing an Asus Zenwatch. Vanilla Android (which is essentially what you'll find on the smartwatches) is so much better than all the crap manufacturers put on their phones. But reviews like this and similar reviews all over the web about the boring-sameness…

Aren't all of these lackluster "the case is slightly different, but everything else is exactly the same" type of reviews the exact thought process that caused Samsung, Motorola, LG, HTC, and all other phone manufacturers to create skins for their phones? I feel like Android has a problem. Either no skins = borig…

Read the very next sentence and you'll see we are NOT talking about the same thing.

Yup. Did you see his article the other day about how the massive success of Apple Pay may make Google come up with something to compete? It was a total head scratcher.

You know you can install third party apps on Android without rooting, right? Just go into Settings and check the box allowing installations of unknown apps.

Mardi gras…at work? That sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen!

They aired it on WATL after Wheel of Fortune. It was stupidly confusing.

I think they are just counting on the shortened day to make their battery life look notawful.