And, frankly, your assessment that Apple is the largest slice of a small pie is dead wrong. It's a distant third place behind Paypal and Google.

So you live in arguably the most tech-progressive city in the world. You've only actually encountered it used once (not even in your own home town) and you've seen other people use it here-and-there.... Hmmm, this sounds like it's REALLY catching on! Major success for Apple! Yay them! They've totally shown Google how…

You mean to say you've actually seen Apple Pay used in the wild? It seems about as popular as Google Glass or Segway Scooters at this point...

All of this is spurred on by Apple Pay's success...

Counterpoint: I met my wife online.

Ah, I also didn't realize that only gamers use both laptops and mechanical keyboards! You are teaching me so much!

Ah, I didn't realize that you can't have a mouse if you also have a touchscreen. News to me that they are mutually exclusive!

THANKS FOR PLAYING, BUT 1080 RESOLUTION AT 18" IS 122 PPI NOT 6500. MAYBE YOU NEED TO SAY MORE?

Yeesh. You'd think that a $3,300 machine so invested on your physical interactions with it would at least come with a touchscreen! Disappointing.

Is it a touchscreen?

Yet another reason to avoid physical exertion! Runners have ankle/knee problems, lifters get sore, and now this? I sit on my ass all day and feel great. Fitness kills, people! Join me in the lazy room and we'll get a snack together.

Yeah, I'm just going to copy/paste this comment I made on a similar battery post a few months ago.

Fuck yeah.

Thanks! When I get home, I'll check it out. Hopefully this works even when using a OneDrive account and not just a local one!

Is there any way to use this feature and not be forced to enter your password each time when booting?

Exactly this. At this point, IMHO only the Asus Zenwatch can be somewhat passable with a suit. It's not fully formal, but definitely the better end of casual that doesn't scream cheapness. Unless they really did some bad Photoshopping (which they may have, sicne it really looks like bad plastic), there's no way it can…

The Dawn of Tuco?

Geez, man, stop trying to get everyone to stare at your handle!

Good ol' Androo Jaxson.

The new Chromebook isn't nothing like that.