I was reading her blog yesterday and read into the comments (I don’t know why I continue to do this, it only makes me weep for the state of the world) — this is a REAL comment from a REAL douchenozzle.

wow, thank you for that brain painting.

The point that irks me the most, is knowing that we as tax payers, are going to end up paying money directly to Trump in some way. Specifically, HUD. I know that snake will find a way.

HOW DARE ANY MAN SAY “well, it didn’t offend me”. FUCK YOU, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED AN OPINION ON THE OFFENSE UNTIL YOU HAVE BEEN PERSONALLY AFFECTED BY AN ACT LIKE THIS.

Really just came here to say that Vince Neil’s face looks like he was stung by multiple bees.

When I heard the moderator say “our next question is from Kenneth Bone”, I wished with all of my being that it was going to be this guy:

now you understand why this season is freaking me the fuck out.

I went to the ER with strep throat complications (extreme dehydration due to the inability to swallow, fever of 104), while there I received two bags of fluid, steroids, and antibiotics (all intravenous). When I received the bill, months laters, I saw that they charged me $300 for a pregnancy test. Mind you, I was in…

I actually have a lot of PTSD issues when I listen to Trump speak or read his tweets. My first job out of college was working at a small family owned business (I was working 80 hrs a week/ 30,000 a year - no overtime). The owner of the company must have been bipolar and she was also into doing heavy drugs.

I have this tendency to remove all clothes the moment I get over the threshold of my front door; I don’t have neighbors, so running through the fields naked would probably be fine? Or I’ll just have to resign myself to never drinking rose in my non existent hot tub.

As someone who just moved solo into a 2900sf 160 year old farmhouse in rural Vermont, this season is gonna scare the pants off me. Not that I wear pants when I’m home, alone.

I think this is the best photo from their facebook page:

This makes me so ANGRY. Becoming a police officer is a CHOICE; your race, gender, sexuality, or where you’re from is NOT. Therefore, you cannot be discriminated in the same sense.

Xfinity is actual hell. I’m happy you made it out alive.

PHILLY JESUS. Literally, people refer to him this way. This guy is a staple in Center City, West Philly, South Philly — he’s everywhere. If you’re in the city and haven’t seen him, be concerned.

This is my favorite thing on the internet today. Thank you, Bobby.

Does anyone else read “chameleon” as “cha-ma-leon” like Ted from HIMYM (and also in Ted’s voice)? Or is it just my crazy ass?

DOES NO ONE CARE THAT THERE ARE THREE EGGS AND NOT TWO, MARTHA STEWART?

YES. “Kiss This” was my anthem when I moved out of Philadelphia three months ago. THEY ARE FUCKING PERFECT.