she reminds me of lindsay lohan.

That’s true, although for the life of me I can’t figure out why - the quality of Kylie Cosmetics (at least the matte lipstick) is no where near as good as Jeffree Star (again the matte lipstick)

Jeffree Star isn’t just a youtube makeup artist, he has his own, better quality matte lipsticks. So he’s not just speaking as a consumer critique, he’s speaking as a creator critique.

Except for the fact that “an early april fools joke” means nothing, I think the whole jon lovitz and celebrity female I don’t know fake relationship made my week. And I even quit my job this week. That good.

I’m just surprised he took the train instead of flying there with his ears.

If Donald Drumpf actually gets elected (the horror), just imagine - we’ll have 1,460 days to call him things like:

I am currently in this rift. I’m the solo graphic designer for an architecture firm; I just found out that I make as much money as someone they just hired out of school (bachelors, not masters) and this is after I’ve been working there for two years and have received two “raises”. I understand that I’m support staff…

I wish I had some zucchini fries right now, but popcorn will have to do

I just can’t get over how ugly both designs are - also, way too generic to copyright. That’s like Kylie Jenner trying to copyright “Kylie”. Chill, please.

I need to go bleach my eyes.

How is the “PhD” (big emphasis on the quotations) not misleading?

I guess I was doing something right in high school (and the rest of my sexual history) because, hot damn, I graduated with about 15 teen mothers.

Eloquently pieced together? You were not even able to type something out properly. (boarding on =/= bordering on)

Future!

By reading this article, I’ve effectively creedbombed myself. Sorry, coworkers!

I have not sent nudes, but for the sake of research I feel I must take one for the team.

“we’ll have to count all the wildlife again”